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all life must end but why not mack it longer. jone me in longer life become a vampire

I wont to talk to a vampire and become one too

i wont to talk to a real vampre and become one two


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Okay, here is what you do. Locate your nearest "Vampires 'R' Us" store in the yellow pages, and go there.  If you can get there on the next Friday the 13th, you can get a 13% discount off their most popular vampire kit, "The Vampire 7000"; if you tell them that "Buffy sent me" you'll get an additional 12% discount for a total of 25% off.


So good luck with that !

PS. Stay away from turnips; You can't get blood out of a turnip!

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all life must end but why not mack it longer. jone me in longer life become a vampire

funy but thers no turnips at Vampires 'R' Us but they do have blood paks


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I am so very sorry about Constanine's answer, some people just don't get how naturally curious humans can be about us, hello and I am Carly the Energy Vampire. If you have any questions about me or blood vampires or anything else please contact me at QuestionLE@aol.com , I hope you and I can be friends. Good evening.


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