I think you mean umpire. There are schools that can teach you what you need to know to say, "Steeee -rike three!!!".
Google Vlad the Impaler. This is the person that gave rise to the legend of the vampire.
You might as well want to become Batman, PlasticMan, the Silver Surfer, Zeus, Apollo. or Mickey Mouse. They are all mythological or imaginary beings.
You need to examine your reasons for wanting to become an imaginary person.
JayR
