The lowest servant in Heaven is still in Heaven.
Whoever rules in hell is still in hell, but they won't rule for long.
I hate to bear you bad news, but the best swap-out for that Ninja might be the ABATE Suzuki Shoot at the next Spring Opener. Charge $3.00/shot and in no time, you'll have a downpayment for a used Harley. They might empty the magazine if only to get you closer to that dream Harley!