Anyone can become a minister in the ULC, even my dog, if I send his name in. But does that male him a minister too? If so ,Then if you know of someone who needs a minister to marry them, my dog can do that for them.
Cause He's nothing but a hound-dog,
But he'll marry you any old-time.
You can reach him on his Web-blog,
And He won't charge you a dime.