Dearest Brit ~
First off, we need to correct a bit of a misunderstanding. I am a female otter. I keep putting it in my profile, but it never seems to get posted. Second, I am sitting in front of my computer, looking out at 22 of the most beautiful acres of property while I watch 5 deer meander their way through the trees. Third, you need to substitute 2 Swedish men in that analogy and substitute that beer with a tall glass of iced tea.
I will give you credit for Monty Python. I am a huge fan and when I am not pining for the fjords, I am watching The Holy Grail. BUT, Benny Hill???? It's all T & A. So, for a woman, Benny has very little to offer. I will try to forgive your poor BBC polluted brain for this, but it will be very difficult. So tell me, what do the Brits think of the Austin Powers movies?? I've always wanted to ask someone with a pole up their ass that question. Enjoy your beer, your women and the rest of your holiday!! I am always here with a sarcastic remark if you are in need of one!! Ta!!