Once upon a time, a bear and a rabbit lived in an enchanted forest. They were always engaged in some quarrel, till one day a fairy came along and offered them 3 wishes each, if they stopped arguing. They agreed. The fairy asked the bear what he wanted as his 1st wish and he said that he wanted to be the only male bear in the whole forest. His wish was granted. Then, she asked the rabbit what he wanted for his 1st wish, after thinking a little bit, the rabbit said he wanted a motorcycle. Granted. She then asked the bear for his 2nd wish and he said that he had had lots of fun with his 1st wish and now wanted to be the only male bear in the whole country...Wish was granted. She then asked the rabbit what he wanted this second time, and he said he wanted a helmet for his motorcycle. He got his helmet. Now, she asked the bear what he wanted for his last wish and he said euphorically that he wanted to be the only male bear in the whole world...The fairy raised an eyebrow and granted his last wish. Then, she went up to the rabbit and asked him to think carefully about what he wanted as this was his last wish. The rabbit didn't think much and said: "I just want this bear to be gay"...