How do you know if you like a guy?

You are right , you can't break them up ! I meant the situation is complex and them being your closest friends isn't helping,  you are going to have to wait calmly. I could have told you to move on and you'll see things in a different light later but since you have strong feelings for the both of them I would say wait until they breakup but I still think you should keep an eye out if you see something interesting! As time passes by I think you'll realize whats best for you to sit it out or to move on in your life...

Good Luck 

Do you have someone help you get dressed in the morning too?