my old lady wont have sex with me
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I'm thinking that by you calling her an old lady it is turning her off.
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O00000! Donna, u funni.....But.....ya know......when I was a young guy, I used to call my Mom that.....u dont think..........Naw.....Couldn't be....could it? Ok, If this is a serios Question...... my answer is.......Get her drunk!...................................................
My Bad!
Well, If she drinks alcohol, George has a point. Get her drunk. Now I'm bad. George...............you are a bad influence.
Awe...Thanks Donna, I always wanted to be a bad influence on somebody..........Wanna go rob a bank this afternoon?
Well I could use the money
ROMANCE, take your time...do what she wants. Don't be selfish in the bedroom guys...it takes a lot longer for women. You want it, then take your time & lots of foreplay!!! Take her an adult store, get some fun stuff (toys & videos), then to a hotel for the night, have a couple of drinks (not totally drunk, you want her to remember the good job you're gonna do!), & GO AT IT!!! :) Oh yeah, talk dirty flirty with her, be loving & gentle, & hold yourself back for as long as you can so she gets the attention she needs. Good luck!!!
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