Ahau Kin is obviously quite paranoid and feels threatened any time she cannot get an emotional rush from a soap opera, feminist cult meeting,or atheist hate session.
The gloomy and bitter negativity she preaches makes it clear that she lives in isolated from other people and is so unattractive that she would make any man lose his lunch if he caught sight of her.
What was the name of the Greek goddess whose hair was made of snakes and one look at her reduced a man to stone?
Apparently, Ahau Kin has stolen all her beauty secrets.
She would not want to attend Church with us: we're happy people and she would only feel her loneliness painfully accentuated in our presence. Besides that, we tend to greet each other with smiles, hugs, and sing songs of joy.
It would make her a happier woman to attend with us, but self-pitying curmudgeons never stick around long: they either sweeten up or it is just too late for them.
