There is a lot of fantasy going on about Black Holes. Theories are basically not different then fantasies, but more mathematical. My opinion fits in this scenario but has new aspects.
1. Black Holes are never static, they all rotate with light speed.
2. The shape of a Black Hole is identical with the shape of the warped dimensions. Time is bend too.
3. Everything near by becomes a wave it self (not a spaghetti).
4. Instead going in singularity, all dimensions turned rectangular to them self related to hyper dimensions (assuming they exist, otherwise it would not make any different but no one could proof it).
History:
Hermes Trismegistos said, there is no velocity only anti velocity (read, only relative speed can be sensed). The first statement for relativity I know.
Thot said in his emerald tablets, he was exploring (spiritually) the cosmic space till the edge and found terrible places of power, where every thing were gone in the angles (read, only rectangular directed things, better transversal views could be sensed), what agrees with the theory of relativity.
We are not the first who know about Black Holes. As long we believe at the Big Bang, the beginning out of nothing and singularities, the squeezing to nothing, as long we consider the world not bigger then our knowledge, a mistake we humans made since the beginning of time.