Two women NO RUDE ANSWERS

Girl

Sounds Like a Little soap operish to me .Consider you lucky you are not heavyset .What would be the conversation then?

JK, you are way off base.  I know it really was Joanne and Rebecca.  I wonder what made you think it was Tania and Peggy?  WOW! I just realized that VP  DOES have  lots of friends; in addition to these four, there's  Barbara, Sandy, Mary, Doreen and Margaret.  And, the strange thing is that, in reading past posts,  they all seem to have the same problem with how thin they are and how they look in their clothes. How amazing!!!  Must be the part of the country they're from.  I think VP should probably ask Mom.  Don't you?  Couldn't hurt to have the opinion from somebody who ACTUALLY HAS SEEN THEM.   HEY, VP, HOW TALL ARE YOU? I mean, after all, if you want us to agree that you're really thin and tall, we really need to know all the facts.  Othewise, how do you expect us to give you the answers you are seeking.  Maybe that's why no one here agrees with you.  And, now for the question "Have you ever noticed females both  who are thin will never admit that the other one is skinnier than the other?"  I have a good idea VP, why don't you just admit that she is skinnier, and then you could have avoided this post.  Get some help!!!!!

This sounds like a skinny contest VP. Now I've seen a lot of contests between women, there was a mud wrestling contest, a halter top contest, a bathing suit contest, a wet T shirt contest (oh that was real fun, I was a judge) a volley ball contest and best of all there were these two girls who got down on their ... no, wait Gary, that was a different kind of competition entirely (sorry about that, sometimes I get all mixed up in these things) but a skinny contest??? Never happened so I can't help you with this one VP.

Hey not to change the subject but did you mail that letter yet? 

Note to URI, I play golf and tennis and I'll soon need some new shoes. I hear you're in the internet shoe sales business so do you have any good buys in Wilson (tennis) and Foot Joy (golf) shoes? I've checked all the local thrift stores in the Beaufort, Hilton Head, Savannah areas and they've got some great buys, but I can't find a thing in my size 12 D. Give me a good price and we can do some business. Since meeting VP I just hate buying new but sometimes there just isn't any choice so let me know.

Reading the retelling of this conversation immediately brot this tale to mind-

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7023297417003083945#docid=5360737862632516317

Jay

URI, I think perhaps all of these women have run out of synonyms for 'skinny.'

Perhaps we should help them think of a few?

Thin, slim, slender, matchstick, toothpick, skeletal, death warmed over, tiny, little, petite, girlish, emaciated...

Care to add some others?

What is the deal with this chick and clothes?  What is this, like the 20th question about either clothes or her relationship with her mother . . . . . and what her mother thinks about her clothes?  Seriously, Voterperson, you need some help.  Really, Honey, you need to see someone who can help you to see that you are more than what you last bought at the thrift shop.

And here is a wonderful tutorial for those of us who may be clothing challenged.

P.S. URI, do you think that would be me? I do have 2 pair of jeans now out of necessity. My initial pair developed a rather large rip in the cheek, so I was forced to go shopping for a replacement pair.

I didn't shop at the thrift store, but I did get them at the discount department store. Do you suppose that counts?

VP You haven't answered yet--How tall are you?  I really need to know in order to tell if you are tall and svelt, bony, slight build, spindly, twiggy-like wiry, anorexic or cadaverous: Or medium build, or even slightly fat.

Gary, It must be the other URI93 that sells shoes on here, but I'm sure if you visit VP's thrift store, you could get your pick of shoes and socks, and  even shorts (just slightly used, of course). I can't find them in the thrift stores by me, so I have to buy new. Maybe she'll post the store so we can all visit when we're in her area. I'll start keeping my change so I have lots to spend.  And, now I even hate buying new at my stores.  I feel like I'm being screwed (without all the fun).

Skitch, nope not  twenty-something posts--more like 150.  Click her icon and read some of them.  Oh, never mind, just read the one above and you'll know what the other 149 are.  This lady seriously needs help,  She believes that she is perfectly rational (her words) and that we all are defined by the shape of our bodies and the clothes that we wear.  How sad! 

JK the video was very informative.  Now I know that I'll have to go there DAILY to get the good bargains.  And as for your jeans, you are VERY wasteful, JK! Why would you not just wear something like a pair of shorts under them, or better yet, wrap a sweat shirt around your butt and tie the arms in front at the waist.  That way, you could still wear them, and  I'm sure that nobody would notice.