First question: Why we are wasting all of our time and effort by constantly trying to “bail the water out of the boat” instead of simply “fixing the holes”? It continually escapes me as to why we don’t just fix those ever-expanding holes that are increasingly gaining on our “bail-out” efforts. It does not take a rocket scientist to figure out here that - if we were to apply permanent patches to seal those holes - our boat would no longer be in danger of sinking and then our efforts could be re-administered to strengthening that boat so as to head off any future threats to our boat’s safety. Hint: President Lincoln inadvertently gave his life after initiating THE most successful effort in our American history to "patch those holes." With all due respect…even a simpleton can easily see that our government officials are acting like a bunch of ostriches with their heads stuck in the sand! President Andrew Jackson once said, "If the American people only understood the rank injustice…there would be a revolution before morning..." However, the real killer here is that – even with their heads out of the sand - our leaders lack the conviction to use the two vital keys we Americans have always had at our disposal! These two keys (hint: two basic 5-letter words) have always been an everyday part of our American heritage and livelihoods. As a matter of fact, we all depend on them everyday for our own personal survival! Properly applied…they will save our very existence from total extinction from the very hands of Satan himself. Last question: Can you tell us (or do you have any idea of) what Satan’s last name is? Please contact me and I will be glad to provide the proper answers to these elementary questions (that your basic fifth grader probably already knows). Owing to the fact that the importance and acute fundamentality of the answers to these questions are so vitally important to our nation’s security and sustainability; I would prefer to and will gladly relay the true answers on national television in front of a live audience. As an added benefit…I’ll even “give” you the two keys! The ones you already possess! To put all of your minds at ease…I promise to reveal these answers to President Obama BEFORE being televised. His return trip to Elkhart, IN this week would be a fine opportunity to reveal my information; especially since it is close enough for me to drive there! How's about an invite? Thanks, Dan "THE Patriot"
