I may not be Mr. Know It All, but I knew him well and he taught me much.
Well now it's obvious why you had to ask a question about why you can't get people to follow you on Twitter. You obviously lack people skills, and you apparently have never had anything larger than a pencil in your life. You can go to Tweepme.com and buy 4100 followers for $12.95. Then you can pretend they are all your friends and your poor little world will be perfect.
