Football a religion? Nails?
One at a time. Football is not a faith, as faith is optimistic and football is based on downs. And come to think of it, so are geese. Is that why so many parents writhe in agony as they find that they invested $100,000.00 in the kid's education and only made a silly-goose Quarterback?
As to nails. Note that most homes are made with boxes of 16d (sixteen-penny) nails, which means that someone along the way deducted that sixteen pennies from the quarterback and made a whopping profit of NINE WHOLE CENTS!
Now, if we consider that this flow of un-consciousness prose continues, could those nine scents include Chanel # 5? If so, then the $100,000.00 invested in the kid's football degree could pay a handsome reward.
So, let us consider the old addage (and subtract-age) that "Rabbits multiply by dividing." At least, that is the way it seemed at the Volkswagen dealership . . ..
But I digress, which could lead to indigress-ion. So, next time, be sure to take some of the world's most depressing antacid/antidiahrreal: Pepto Dismal, the next time someone starts running off at the . . . keyboard.