Profitbod

Chex , Last I heard of Profitbod , he was jumping a rail out of town . Waving from the caboose with a guitar swung over his shoulder . 

Chex,  I have been looking for Profitbod myself.  I sent him a message a few weeks ago, and I have not heard from him.  Do you think he may be hiding now, since he owes you money?  I didn't think Profibod would do something like that.  He seems like such a nice guy.  Cute too.  Well, if you hear from him, please tell him Sparky's Mom would like to hear from him too.  I am getting worried about him.

Anna Sparky's Mom

Oh you guys, come one.  He's made so much Profit from that Bod that he ain't hangin' with us peons anymore.

Sad what the big time does to a bloke....

Profitbod is M.I.D. (much in demand) I usually take care of chex while bob is out doing what he does. Perhaps it's taxidermy. Either way, I've grown weary of chex. He has exhausted my resources. I'm showing signs of going mental.

Hye, Chex, I can tell from the topic "wine" that you have managed to drink yourself into a state of believing that I owe you money.  I didn't order those imaginary pink elephants you claimed to have delivered and then said must have run away. 

Profitbob,  Where have you been for so long?  I have been getting the shakes, bad, without you!  I missed your handsome face.  You have some explaining to do, mister.  Leaving all of us for so long, without telling us if you are o.k. or not.  So what do you have to say for yourself?

Anna Sparky's Mom