A:LISTEN: Your mom probably can't even REMEMBER what it's like to feel a GUT LEVEL ATTRACTION for a man, and even if she CAN remember it, she's not going to be able to EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW TO DO IT.
Moms have experience.
They know that guys who arouse sexual passions in a woman are usually BAD NEWS, and they don't want you to turn out that way.
Moms universally give HORRIBLE advice to sons on how to make women feel ATTRACTION for them.
I could go on, but I think you get my point.
