Had the movie starred Jenna Jameson I would have considered myself forewarned. Was I to assume a movie on the FAMILY CHANNEL with adorable Saved by the Bell Dancing with the Stars Animal Planet Mario Lopez (!) was inappropriate for the FAMILY? Couldn't I assume a movie titled "Holiday in Handcuffs" perhaps revolved around a plot where a person, wrongly accused of shoplifting, spends Christmas sitting in jail and the girlfriend, who has no idea why her boyfriend has not showed up on schedule assumes he is having a tryst with his former girlfriend? Or one of those silly "my friends handcuffed me to the pipes in the basement of Macy's as a prank and there I sat til the store reopened the day after Christmas, but all was not lost because while I was there I had time to ponder my wicked ways and am now a changed person?" The possibilities are endless, and squeaky clean!
Hey, glad to hear you got rid of that porn-obsessed boyfriend of yours...no wonder your mind unwittingly went directly to the gutter over a movie titled Holiday in Handcuffs. Sooner or later you'll be completely purged of his yucky old leftover aura...hold your head high.