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Humorous best man toasts?

Looking for some humorous best man toasts. Need some ideas, not sure what's the usual format of a best man speech...

Would be great if I could find some funny best man speeches to look over and pick and choose from - or is that wishful thinking...

Know of any funny best man toasts? Would be greatly appreciated!

Thank you.


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What's funny is I just answered a question on funny best man speech examples only a few hours ago ...
Well for my best man speech I decided to leave it for the evening before the wedding! Ha ha, I laugh now but then I was a wreck ...  I panicked for an hour, followed by self pity, disbelief etc.


Anyway, I managed something intelligent for a change - I searched examples of humorous best man toasts on the internet and came across Dan Stevens best man's speeches . I think there was a small fee at the time, about 19/20 dollars (might be more now - should be). What I did was I quickly decided which speech would best suit my style and the occasion, then copied most of it (ahem) added some of the free jokes, hardly changed much at all.


I didn't bother to memorize the speech, I read from some cards. The reaction was excellent (much to my relief) everybody laughed a lot, which was fantastic because that's not something my personality normally allows (intentionally that is). The speech / toast came across very professional and there were quite a few surprised friends (and especially the groom), as knowing my slightly unreliable reputation - I guess it was not expected!


Anyway, best thing I ever did, you'd do well to check out those humorous wedding toasts.

Good luck, you're going to need it ;-) 

 

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Posted 2009-06-22T14:46:20Z
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The best best man's toasts are short, funny, and sentimental... See The Groom's Guide: A Wedding Planner for Today's Marrying Man.

Posted 2009-07-12T00:10:01Z
 
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Thanks so much Pet60 for you tips on humorous best man toasts .

just to report back I used the website you suggested and found some excellent humorous best man toasts  and funny best man speeches - all so effortless, has my speech prepared in no time with minimum hassles - worth every cent I paid!

Posted 2009-07-28T16:56:28Z
 
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Try these  humorous best man toasts, really funny speeches ...

"A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you would have stayed single."

"Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs."

I Hope the guests enjoy it too...

Posted 2009-09-28T11:36:09Z
 
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Tell the story of how the groom met the bride unless it is embarrassing. Or compliment the bride and congratulate them and make a toast to the bride and groom

Posted 2009-10-07T11:48:45Z
 

I asked Jane’s Mum this morning how it feels to see her daughter get married, and she said “it only seems like yesterday that she was going to bed with her dummy”. Funny how history repeats itself.

Posted 2009-10-13T10:33:30Z
 

For good humorous best man toasts, start by introducing yourself and who you are to the bride. If she has a good sense of humor, you can tell a funny story about you two, or her and the groom (as long as it's in good taste and isn't too embarrassing). 

I find it kind of annoying when Maids of Honor and Best Men don't even mention the new spouse or that they are happy for their new marriage. Ask everyone to please raise your glass in honor of this wonderful new couple and 'clink'. That's it! Don't make it too long, sappy, or uncomfortable/embarrassing. Good luck!

Posted 2009-10-23T09:48:05Z

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