A:My grampa is always in need of a new set of dentures. He likes to throw them at passing cars when he is sitting on the porch.
Anyway, I always go down to the county MORGUE & collect all the discarded dentures from corpses. Usually 9 out of 10 fit perfectly & I don't have to pay a dime! I hope you follow my advice. Dead dentures do the trick when u r in a fix!!
