I would tell Paris to lose that stupid whore voice she has.I've heard her talking to paparazzi when she first came on the scene a looong time ago where she talked in her normal voice and didn't sound as stupid.Either way,she's still a useless waste of space.
I would also tell Brit to get her crap together because she has kids now and the world doesn't revolve around her anymore.But I guess if her parents and he who fancies himself Jehovah in the flesh(Dr.Phil)can't help her,neither can I.