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Funny wedding toasts?

Looking for some examples of funny wedding toasts . I have wedding toast writer's block and a very tight schedule (I left it for the last minute).


If you know of any good wedding toast resources with some funny wedding toasts then by all means feel free to share.


Short, funny, freaky - it's all good. Time is short - the wedding is next Friday!


Much appreciated.


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I've got a great link for some funny wedding toasts , I'll include it further down (just have to find it first).

 

And yes, I know that feeling very well unfortunately- I was clever enough to leave my wedding speech for the last night before the wedding! I might laugh about it now looking back but in that moment I really thought I was "finished" (I can't use the actual word). I panicked, wallowed in self pity and finally settled on disbelief.

 

Finally I had a brain surge and turned to the internet - googled funny wedding toasts , or it may have been funny best man speeches. Anyway, luckily I found  Dan Steven's wedding speeches . With a small fee of only 19/20 dollars at the time (I didn't check - it might more now) which I gladly paid , I selected my toast according to my personality, the circumstances and the audience (didn't want to offend anyone with too outrageous stuff).

 

I copied most of my selected wedding toast, added some of the funny wedding toasts / jokes (there's plenty to choose from) included some personal info about the bridal party and the bride and groom, and anecdotes etc. Plus I had some extra jokes in reserve. I had the whole toast off in about 45 minutes.  I think what really made it easy for me was having a structure to work from.

 

Immediately the pressure was off, and I could relax and concentrate on other things.

The speech went down a storm, I was told it sounded very professional.


Considering the ease, speed and peace of mind, I would do it that way again, no problems.


Good luck and I hope I helped with your search for funny wedding toasts.

Posted 2009-07-29T16:04:51Z
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Oh, this all sounds painfully familiar, unfortunately I wasn't as lucky as Gene, I didn't have  Dan Steven's wedding speeches     and I didn't prepare a proper speech. Crash and burn, it was like a long drawn out nightmare. I can't even laugh about it now.

Anyway, let this be a lesson to all those who think they're going to wing it.

Good advice Gene.

Posted 2009-07-29T16:37:37Z
 
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I'm glad I stumbled upon this question , my father is going to be looking for some funny wedding toasts for my sister's wedding next month.

Thanks, will pass the link along to my dad.

Posted 2009-07-29T16:40:35Z
 
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Gene, Thanks for the advice and info on funny wedding toasts,

well, I have taken it to heart and signed up at the wedding speeches site - looks fantastic, really a lot of extras that I wasn't expecting,

cheers and thanks everyone, I have decided to close my Q on funny wedding toasts while we still have quality info here and before the link spammers get in. Hopefully someone else can benefit from this.

Posted 2009-07-29T16:46:09Z
 
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try these funny wedding toasts:

"Love: a temporary insanity curable by marriage."

"In the early years of marriage, you fight because you don't understand each other. In the later years, you fight because you do."

With luck, the guests will also enjoy it Laughing

Posted 2009-09-28T11:38:27Z
 
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Do you know any funny non best man speech wedding toasts?

You see I'm best man for a wedding and I'm thinking of going beyond the typical speech for a wedding toast. Have any of you ever seen anyone play the guitar and sing or anything like that?

Posted 2009-10-07T11:57:54Z
 

A married man should forget his mistakes; there's no point in two people remembering...

The bride has assured him that in the married home he will be boss. She'll just be in the background making all the decisions.

Posted 2009-10-13T10:36:58Z
 

I don't recommend using a free website to find a good  for this sort of thing. For funny wedding toasts pay for it!!

Cheers

Marie

Posted 2009-10-22T09:49:12Z

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