One morning, I awoke to the aroma of something familiar, yet vaguely unsettling. Whatever could it be, I wondered.
It was reminiscent of the aroma of freshly mown grass, yet I knew that was impossible as all of the windows were closed and there was snow on the ground.
Wait a minute! Perhaps it was my roommate practicing aromatherapy? Or maybe the warmth from my new plug-in was wafting the strange aroma throughout my bedroom?
Very, very strange.
Sniffing delicately, I finally determined that the strange odor was coming from underneath my bed.
I lifted the bedskirt and peered into the depths, past the dust bunnies.
Aha! There's the answer - something my boyfriend had left behind during his last visit.
It wasn't the smell of newly mown grass at all... it was the gassy aroma of eau de sweaty socks!
(Sorry. I know that was way more than 5 sentences, but I couldn't help myself. It was so much more fun to turn it into a story.)