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Some where in Arkansas.

Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.

Feline Quietus as a Function of Excessive Inqisitiveness

What is the reason that the picture shown below is not funny?

Just pondering while I nibble on my Freedom toast.


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Hi friend

Would it be that you are safer with a cork screw for wine to drink your wine with your freedom flag instead of killing or be killed but the other knife ???  Undecided

God bless

Nanadee Cool

Posted 2009-11-08T02:36:48Z
 
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Please adopt a pet. We need you!

Sparky SnotsLicker. Charter Member of S.N.O.T.S.

I am a free spirit who is grateful for my life and freedom...today.

Christine Burgess

 

Jay, the top picture is hilarious.  The bottom picture may not be funny, but unfortunately, true.  Where do you find this stuff?

Anna Sparky's Mom

 

Posted 2009-11-14T05:18:22Z
 
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okay,  jay

 you won't tell me,  i'll keep guessing.....is the top one mean  we have all these wepons but what do we do with them  and the bottom means  i surrendar.....  is that a boat ?  i can't make out the flag's  the top one,  is it a cross ?  the bottom is a flag of france i think

god bless

nanadee

Posted 2009-11-14T05:33:20Z
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Jay
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Some where in Arkansas.

Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.

As to the source, right click on the picture and choose properties from the submenu. Paste the address in your browser and go. I do not remember how I got here.

I think that this cartoon is hilarious. I asked the question from the other point of view to see if some one would tell me I was nuts for failing to see the humor in this.

http://www.swissarmy.com/MultiTools/Pages/default.aspx?category=multitools&

The top is a picture of the Swiss Army Knife produced by Victorinox. The bottom one is a mock-up with a French flag on the handle and a white flag of surrender. Please forgive me if I succumbed to TMI.

Jay

Posted 2009-11-14T06:26:02Z
 
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Yesterday's gone and Today is going fast, Tomorrow is all we have, Until it to has passed

Jay, while you nibble on your Freedom toast, I find absolutely NOTHING funny about the picture of the army knife upper or lower, I happen to carry one in my purse. Comes in handy for all types of emergencies. Don't have a white flag on mine however, because I would NEVER surrender, I will fight to the death, whether it be with a wine bottle or a broken fingernail.

Posted 2009-11-14T06:38:16Z
 
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here i am again

i went to the dictionary for a hour and looked this up......does this have to do with the government not know what to do right ????  while we do not know or how to do?   can't some one out their answer this....it's driving me crazy  !!!!!!  i know it has something to do with politics and the war ?????>??  come jay tell me  i won't tell,  i'll just sleep better....Smile

god bless

nanadee  Cool

so does it mean we are catlike sitting quiet  with    mental gluttony, a sin,   Advance guard of armies of brutalized art Excessive inquisitiveness quelled by a chemical  in war time ?   function is that it consists of an ordered triple  that we don't care for.   Assigned duty or activity.  or  A specific occupation or role that we are assiged.  Excessive Inqisitiveness can mean......our tainted ethics or thoughts  about it.....Advance guard of armies of brutalized art Excessive inquisitiveness quelled by a chemical .................Improvising on memeplex patterns Achieving altered nation states.

Our faith will not be an obstacle but, on the contrary, will aid all our good undertakings. The essence of Christianity is pure and selfless love, which is inspired by the Holy Spirit.

Therefore, brethren, if you wish to attain the Kingdom of Heaven, follow the path which Jesus Christ took, and He, the all-merciful one, will help you every step of the way.

Advance guard of armies of brutalized art Excessive inquisitiveness quelled by a chemical .................Improvising on memeplex patterns Achieving altered nation states

mental gluttony, a sin of excessive inquisitiveness

From Latin felinus, from felis (“‘cat’”)

feline (comparative more feline, superlative most feline)
  1. Of, or pertaining to, the cat.    Feline Quiet as a Function of Excessive Inqisitiveness
  2. catlike (resembling a cat) 
      Quietus  ..........  quiet ......................enjoy moments of silence without the ringing in the ear?     enjoy the quite in your ears................

  • Function
    One precise definition of a function is that it consists of an ordered triple ..... By broadening the definition of functions, mathematicians were able to ...
  • function
    The action for which a person or thing is particularly fitted or employed. 2. a. Assigned duty or activity. b. A specific occupation or role: in my function ..

Excessive Inqisitiveness   ............. Our Tainted Ethics

For their excessive inquisitiveness they are persecuted and cast out. (It is interesting to note how inquisitorial is our affectionate concern for other ........also


Advance guard of armies of brutalized art Excessive inquisitiveness quelled by a chemical .................Improvising on memeplex patterns Achieving altered nation states
mental gluttony, a sin of excessive inquisitiveness   also
 Kingdom of Heaven was made by the Lord Jesus Christ, and He was the first one who travelled it. The Bible teaches that only he who follows Jesus can reach His Kingdom. But how can one follow Him? Hear what our Savior says about this: Whoever desires to come after Me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow Me (Mark 8:34).

The words whoever desires mean that Christ does not compel anyone to follow Him. He has no need of the unwilling ones, but He desires that each person freely follow Him. Consequently, only those who willingly choose the Savior’s path reach the Kingdom of Heaven.
Christian! Your salvation or perdition is entirely in your own hands. In His unspeakable wisdom and love, the Lord has given you freedom to chose what you wish, and He does not force you to do anything against your will. Therefore, if you truly wish to follow Jesus Christ, He will show you the way into the Kingdom of Heaven and will help you along each step. If you do not wish to follow Him, it is your decision. But take care not to disdain the grace of God! Pitying you, Jesus Christ knocks for a long time at the door of your heart, waiting for your decision to save yourself. But woe to you if He, tiring of waiting, turns His face away from you, as a hopeless son or daughter of perdition. Then no one, neither the most powerful and influential person, nor all the angels in heaven, will be able to help you!
That is why it is extremely important to nourish in ourselves the desire and resolve to follow the path of salvation. To make this desire grow in us and strengthen our resolve, we must learn where the path Christ showed us leads and how to follow it. These questions are of such extreme importance we will discuss them in detail.
1. First of all, a Christian must thoroughly study the foundations of the Christian faith. To that end, you must read and reread the Holy Scriptures on a regular basis, especially the books of the New Testament. You must not only learn their contents but also develop an interest in their origin, who wrote them and when, how they were preserved and have been handed down to us, and why they are called Divine and Sacred. You must study the Holy Books with simplicity of heart, without prejudice or excessive inquisitiveness, not trying to discover hidden mysteries but trying to learn that which leads us to self-improvement. Certainly all that is necessary for us to know for our salvation is revealed quite clearly and in detail in the Scriptures.
It is important also to study our God-given faith in detail, since he who is indifferent toward truth is in danger of becoming easy prey for false teachers. It is so sad that many Orthodox Christians perish simply because of their disregard for Christ’s teachings. Having access to the light, they wander in the dark.
The studying of the faith should conform to your aptitudes and knowledge. For instance, for the serious student, in addition to studying the Scriptures, it is also useful to become familiar with the works of the Church Fathers and with the historical and theological books written by other Orthodox authors. These books will help you to comprehend your faith more deeply, which in turn will give you an opportunity to strengthen others in the Orthodox faith, to whom these books are unavailable.
2. When you become convinced that our Orthodox faith is based on Holy Scriptures and is not invented by people and that the Holy Scriptures contain the true word of God, revealed by the Holy Spirit through prophets and apostles — accept it with all your trusting heart. Believe the Holy Scriptures without doubt or philosophizing, pushing aside all heretical explanations. If you humbly accept Christ’s truth, then your faith will become strong and will lead you to salvation.
3. Finally, try to nourish a diligence in yourself to follow that which is taught by the Holy Scriptures. But if you do not have such diligence, fall down before the Savior and with a sincere prayer ask Him to send you a zealous wish to live according to His commandments. Then, when the grace of God starts leading you toward salvation, follow it, valiantly repelling the snares of the devil, who will attempt to detract you from Christ’s path.
To illustrate what was just said about the path into the Kingdom of Heaven, let’s assume that unexpectedly you became the sole heir of a rich relative. This relative, before dying, willed his magnificent mansion on the top of a picturesque mountain to you. Loving solitude, he had not built any roads but reached his mansion by a trail. In order to help you take possession of the property, he left you a map of the mountain, indicating the correct trail on it. The mountain has many other trails, none of which reached the mansion; some lead to a dead end, and others to a steep cliff. Therefore, in order to reach your mansion, you have to take the trail indicated by your loving relative.
Prudence would suggest that, before undertaking such a trip, you should carefully study the map of the mountain, obtaining all the necessary supplies for the climb and being prepared to spend the night on the mountain, if necessary. It would be good to ask a ranger about landmarks on the mountain and how best to avoid losing your way or straying from the correct trail. Certainly, being a person with common sense, you would make all necessary preparations before setting off on this new trail.
Similarly, to reach the Kingdom of Heaven, we should determine which path leads to it, how not to falter, what we must beware of, etc. Our map is the Holy Scriptures and other Orthodox books; the rangers are the pastors of the Church, whose duty it is to help the faithful on their way toward Paradise. The provisions are the Mysteries (Sacraments) of the Church, which reinforce our spiritual strength. Sometimes the path leading to Paradise may become narrow, steep and overgrown with bushes, whereas other paths may seem wider and easier to travel. It is very important not to stray from the correct path. The Lord Jesus Christ and His Apostles repeatedly warned that there is but one path that leads to the Kingdom of Heaven, the one given in the Gospel. All others, especially the wide and comfortable ones, lead to perdition.
Let us now examine more closely the path indicated to us by our Lord Jesus Christ. He said: Whoever desires to come after Me must:
 
Deny himself
Take up his cross
Follow Me
 
Thus, a follower of Christ must begin by denying himself. This means that you must disown all bad habits, free your heart from sinful bonds (like hunger for money, luxury, fame, power over others, etc.), squelch impure thoughts, harbor no lustful desires, distance yourself from situations leading to sin, and, in general, do nothing because of stubbornness or ego but do all for the love of God and with the desire to contribute to the glory of His Holy Name. In other words, to deny yourself is to be dead indeed to sin but alive to God, as St. Paul has explained in Rom. 6:11.
Then, it is necessary for a disciple and follower of Christ to take up his cross. The cross means the various difficulties and sorrows associated with a Christian life. Crosses may be external as well as internal. To take up your cross means to tolerate everything without complaining, regardless of how unpleasant things might become. For example, if someone has insulted you or laughed at you or provoked you, bear it all without anger or resentment. Similarly, if you helped someone and he, instead of showing gratitude, made up deceitful tales about you or if you wanted to do something good but were unable to accomplish it, bear it without despondency. Did some misfortune befall you? Did someone in your family become ill, or despite all your efforts and tireless labor did you repeatedly suffer failure? Has some other thing or person oppressed you? Bear all with patience in the name of Jesus Christ. Do not consider yourself punished unjustly, but accept everything as your cross.
To bear your cross means not only to accept patiently all difficulties that befall you but also to strive for spiritual perfection, as the Scriptures teach us. For example, we must do good to others: work for the prosperity of your parish, visit the sick and imprisoned, help the needy, collect money for the poor, and assist in spreading spiritual enlightenment. In other words, we must seek out tasks which will lead to the salvation and welfare of those around us and then, with perseverance and meekness, strive in that direction by our actions, words, prayer, and advice.
also
Some might object, saying, how can we who are sinful and weak be like Jesus Christ or the saints! We live in the secular world and have families and many responsibilities. Oh, brethren! This is a cunning excuse and an insult to our Creator. To justify our carelessness by such reasoning means to accuse our Maker of being unable to create us properly. After all, the saints, like us, were not sinless at first but participated in worldly affairs, labored and had various obligations and families to care about. Surely they were not perfect in everything. They had their share of temptations and low moments. Notwithstanding this, living in circumstances similar to ours and having their ups and downs, they steered toward the main objective of their life: the Kingdom of Heaven. Undoubtedly, we also, if we truly desire to, can be good citizens, faithful spouses, loving parents, and simultaneously good Christians. Our faith will not be an obstacle but, on the contrary, will aid all our good undertakings. The essence of Christianity is pure and selfless love, which is inspired by the Holy Spirit.
Therefore, brethren, if you wish to attain the Kingdom of Heaven, follow the path which Jesus Christ took, and He, the all-merciful one, will help you every step of the way.
Advance guard of armies of brutalized art Excessive inquisitiveness quelled by a chemical .................Improvising on memeplex patterns Achieving altered nation states
mental gluttony, a sin of excessive inquisitiveness

Posted 2009-11-14T06:56:15Z
 
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oh my gosh

jay.....i did all this looking up this and that  and it was a joke.....i'll remember you my friend  Tongue out   really,  i got some good information from all of it so no time wasted.  i haven't went to the site...how is you toast coming ?  did it turn to crow that anna sparkys mom sent you lolLaughing

god bless you both   Wink

nanadeeCool

Posted 2009-11-14T07:08:28Z
 
Jay
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Some where in Arkansas.

Victims of circumstance owe it to fate. Victims of choice owe it to themselves.

Feline Quietus as a Function of Excessive Inquisitiveness- This is simply a rephrasing of "Curiosity Killed the Cat". I thot that it might lend some dignity to the question.

Annette- we appear to be wired quite differently. This is what I carry on my belt.

Mine was packaged with an adapter (which fits on the Phillips blade) for quarter inch bits and included a P1-3, 3 hex, and three flat bits. I do not recall ever laughing out loud because this was in my possession. As you have, I find tools of this ilk very helpful.

Jay

Posted 2009-11-14T14:06:11Z
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