Datting advise me

I think it would be easier to date Iranium or Pakistaci woemen if you moved to one of those countries permanently.

Chex,  When you date them is when you can finally get one of them to agree to go out with you.  How you date them is like dating any other woman.  Make sure you have clothes on when you first meet.  You don't want to scare any of them away.

Anna Sparky's Mom

Chex, if you want to convince women you are a world traveler, the first thing you need is a suitcase.

Once you have the suitcase, you need labels. Lots of labels, showing every country you've visited. Of course, since you haven't gone anywhere as yet, that could be a problem. But don't worry, I'll buy you some labels. How about a nice package of Transformers stickers? 

Meanwhile, I am sure Equus will be willing to buy you a suitcase, if you agree to promptly leave for your world travels afterwards.

HA! HA! HO! HO! And a bottle of Rum. And Happy thanxforgiving to you too Chex!

Sure hope yue find that packistackie women yue looking for.

Chexmate!

Dearest Chex ,  FB and I will more than happy to help you .  I have started making arrangements .  Your suitcase is packed yes including the go go boots and matching helmet .  Don't let the door hit you in the backside on the way out , oh I mean ... we will miss you , have a safe trip .

I will have to agree with Skitch on this one. 

Pack your bag and get on over to Pakistac and/or Iranium (wherever they are).  I honestly don't know how you will be received in said countries.  I think the men there will have a thing or two to say to you and about you.  Considering the type of lifestyle we all know that you enjoy, I would say that your chances of staying longer than, oh, 3.2 seconds in one of these countries is about 0%.

Good Luck, Chexie.

Your going to need it. 

Maybe you can find a girl in Antarctica, I hear the women up there are lonely, I'll pay for tickets, you can leave in the morning Equus, get that man a suitcase!

I hope yoou don't mind if it's a one way ticket, Oh, and you have to hitch a ride on a crop duster, I hear the fumes can cause brain damage, but somehow I don't think that's much of a concern, do you?