Well depending on what he has done its hard to direct revenge, soooo lets say he's cheated on you.. then you wait and plan a nice romantic dinner for 2, serve him lots of alcohol then wait for him to pass out and super glue his weeny to his tummy or thigh,, what ever it can reach.. use 1 drop... ooooooops 1 tube of glue for every year you wasted on him..
{other suggestions which include serving lots of alcohol to him, consider it pain meds}..once he passes out.. shave his eyebrows off, then shave his pubies off and super glue them to his eyebrows.. This Man will learn " DON'T MESS WITH WOMEN"
and if all else fails super glue his A**hole shut because that is all he will become.. and last but not least, if you decide to settle for less and stay with him.. Save the super glue for your heart the next time he breaks it!