I've been a saloon singer. I've sold exotic smoking paraphernalia (bongs!). I've broadcast on the radio, killed hogs in a slaughterhouse and driven a forklift.
I'm a published word-slinger. I've been floggin' my blog since 1999. I never knew what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now, as a retired eccentric, I believe I have realized my lifelong dream.